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The Supreme Court in Wonderland

“But I don’t want to go among mad people,” Alice remarked.

“Oh, you can’t help that,” said the Cat: “we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad.”

“How do you know I’m mad?” said Alice.

“You must be,” said the Cat, “or you wouldn’t have come here.”

Lewis Carroll – Alice in Wonderland

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TOM REGAN: SUMMONING ORENDA
February, 2016

Once upon a time, long ago and faraway, there was a magical kingdom. And in the kingdom there were three great forces: the king who was chosen by the people, the counselors who said they represented the people but who really only represented the people with money (for brevity’s sake we shall revert to this group as the “wing nuts”), and the great judges. For many years these three groups found a way to get along. Oh, there would be big arguments from time to time, but by and large the three groups were most interested in making sure that their kingdom progressed in one way or another.

But then one day, the wing nuts were taken over by an angry mob of trolls who only liked to drink tea. And all wing nuts who didn’t like tea had to pretend that they did. And of all the many things that the tea-drinking wing nuts hated, the thing they hated most was the king.

They thought he was the wrong size, the wrong colour, the wrong religion, the wrong … Well, you get the idea. If the king said it was Tuesday, the wing nuts who only liked to drink tea would scream loudly that it was actually Wednesday, and that the king was trying to destroy the country because he was the wrong size, the wrong color, the wrong religion etc.

Meanwhile, the great judges would look over each of the laws that had been issued by the king or by the wing nuts and give a thumbs-up or thumbs down. Now the judges were split, 5 to 4, in favour of the wing nuts. This meant that many of their decisions went against the king. But the king was a good king, and he knew the laws of the land, so he would abide by their decisions.

And then one day the most amazing thing happened. One of the great judges, Scalia of the Sarcastic Sanctimonious Sentences, died quite unexpectedly. While in most cases the death of one of the great judges caused some hubbub, the death of the Scalia resulted in a total hissy fit among the wing nuts and the wing nuts who only liked to drink tea. They knew according to the law of the land the king had a right to name a person to replace the Scalia, and that he would probably name someone he liked and who he thought was good. But the wing nuts and the wing nuts who only liked to drink tea knew that it meant that the great judges would now be in favour of the king.

Normally the wing nuts and the wing nuts who only liked to drink tea were among the most vocal supporters of the law of the land, and often accused the king of trying to make his own laws instead. But they knew that was a tricky position to hold in this particular case, so they immediately pretended that the law (known among the people as “Article II”) did not exist.

But the great law was very clear. As long as the king was the king, he had a right to name the person who would replace the Scalia. The wing nuts and the wing nuts who only liked to drink tea then tried to say that since the king was in his last year as king, that “the people” would want them to wait until there was a new king to pick a person to replace the Scalia.

But that’s not what the law of the land said, and most of “the people” were aware that the wing nuts and the wing nuts who only liked to drink tea really didn’t care much about the people, and were only hoping that by throwing a lot of nonsense around, the new king might be the Terrible Trump or the Creepy Cruz or someone of a similar ilk, who was one of the wing nuts or the wing nuts who only liked to drink tea.

So the wing nuts and the wing nuts who only liked to drink tea started to perform a great kabuki dance. They put on white faces and made weird noises and sounds and danced strangely around the kingdom, veering back and forth between supporting the king’s right to name the successor to the Scalia, and saying that he had no right at all.

In the end, it really did not matter, because even if they allowed the king to name a successor, there was no way they were going to allow him to actually replace the Scalia. They would find some reason to say that the new judge was not the right person for the position: that he had farted too loudly in class in high school, that she had the heartbreak of psoriasis, that he had backed the wrong contestant on The Bachelor, or that she thought 2+2 = 4, when all wing nuts and wing nuts who only liked to drink tea knew that 2+2 = 5 and that climate change was a hoax (that probably wouldn’t really matter, but all wing nuts of all kinds just like saying that as a matter of course).

Which brings us to today in the kingdom. We are all waiting for the king to name a new successor to the Scalia, because that is his job and it is what the law of the land says he must do. But the wing nuts and the wing nuts who only liked to drink tea are wearing their white faces and practicing their dance in the dark places where they are known to gather. They plan to dance for a long time.

In the end the only people who will really suffer are the people in the kingdom. But they are so used to that now, they just find it kind of amusing, since they know we are all mad.

Copyright Tom Regan 2016

Contact Tom Regan:  motnager@gmail.com

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Tom Regan Tom Regan has worked for the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation and with the National Film Board in Canada, and in the United States for the Christian Science Monitor, Boston Globe, and National Public Radio. A former executive director of the Online News Association in the U.S., he was a Nieman fellow at Harvard in 1991-92. He is based near Washington, D.C.

 

 

 

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